Okay: So it's hot, and it's the end of September. Turns out that typically, for Southern California, our hottest month of the year is October.
Some people seem surprised, even taken aback, by our heat this weekend. And if you just moved here, from say...Idaho? New England? Canada? It would be okay to be surprised at our Indian summer heatwave. But those of you who have lived in California all your life? Have lived specifically in SOUTHERN California all your lives?
Y'all need to get a grip, and like, get a longer memory, or keep a daybook or something. Because, people! It gets this hot, at this time of year....every year! And still, I have to hear: "Can you belieeeeeve this heat? And it's FALL." Yadda yadda. You can't really blame folks, what with Halloween costume catalogs arriving, and my magazines full of robust and hearty autumn stew recipes for those chilly September weekends in...Vermont? Wisconsin?
Tomorrow is supposed to be even hotter. And then it will cool down later in the week, and probably return to a normal 83-ish degrees by next weekend. And then, in a week or two, the Santa Ana winds will kick in, and it'll heat up again, and you'll all start talking about the end of the frickin' world again. It's a CYCLE, people. It's what autumn looks like, in our part of the world. Write it down. Remember it for next year. All right, I'm done.